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   Having lost my secretary in August to cancer, her replacement keeps asking me how the old secretary did things. And I keep having to shrug my shoulders and confess, "I don't know." Frequently admitting you "don't know" can be frustrating, even embarrassing! But when it comes to bass fishing - it's ironic that it is the search to fill in what we "don't know" that keeps us coming back for more!
   So for instance: since I catch nothing but "nice sized smallies" in Lake Washington in the winter, where do all the
little bass go? I don't know. I suspect they go deeper than the 60 feet we fish, OR they might suspend in the same depths but over deeper water - but truth is; I don't know! Why does trolling my jointed minnow on a 3-way rig "knock em dead" one day, but all

they'll hit 24 hours later is a solid wider-wobbling crank? I don't know!
   And let's face it, if every bass angler wrote down
all the questions they had pondered while sitting in their boat, we'd need reams of paper to record them all! When one contemplates the amount of data MISSING from our cerebral angling computers, it makes us wonder why we even try! Every fishing contest that sends us home having declared the FISH were the "winners", leaves us questioning "Why couldn't I figure out the pattern today?" And after sorting through two dozen possible theories, the unsettling phrase that usually rises to the top is "I don't know!"
   The way I figure it, fishing ought to be a
"women's only" sport. Why? Because psychology has repeatedly

proven that nothing hurts a male ego MORE than having to shrug our shoulders and mumble "I don't know." (John Wayne never said those words!) One would expect real men to avoid "fishing" like the plaque! Why? Because of the humbling "beatings" we often get when "bass'in". Perhaps the tender male ego helps explain our sport's stereotype of being filled with "liars!" While not many male anglers would admit it, there's a hidden understanding among us that "telling tall tales" is an acceptable practice so as to safe

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